Winter blues have met their antidote. Cursed Custard is a radioactive neon yellow with enough energy to power you through the greyest, rainiest days.
It’s bright, ridiculous and completely unapologetic, turning dark winter layers into something worth getting dressed for. When the sun has apparently abandoned your postcode until March, you’ll just have to provide your own.
Cursed Custard comes in our bestselling, practically indestructible 80 denier tights, built to survive everything winter throws at them. They’re cosy yet breathable, super stretchy yet hardwearing, with up to 12 inches of multidirectional stretch and different widths as well as lengths for a fit that moves with your body and stays exactly where you put it.
No hauling them up during the day, no fabric gathering around your ankles and no ladders ruining your morning. With reinforced toes, a protective chub rub band and a highly ladder-resistant knit, these tights will keep going through rain, cold and whatever fresh misery the forecast has planned.
